5:29 p.m. - 2003-10-09
recollections
I had a few random flashbacks I feel compelled to share with my anonymous public today. Consider yourself inflicted upon.
In the not-too-distant past, I had kind of an exciting moment on the Bremerton-Seattle ferry. Not excited like getting excited when I take the ferry. Excited like 'I want to FUCK YOU IN HALF!' excited.
Chronic readers may remember my Genet-esque fondness for sailors. It's kind of sleazy and '70s of me, but I can't deny it. The HOTTEST, old-world-unformed sailor was on the same ferry as me. I found myself wondering if the military knew it was so gay porn-y. I don't want to say anything - I'd rather not rock the boat, so I can continue rocking that boat.
Recollection 2: I ate an apple yesterday, immediately transporting me back to high school, when I watched my dream man eat an apple that dripped down his chin. I bet the sun was shining on him, too - maybe that's just how I choose to remember it. He was just so unbearably hot, my seventeen year-old self could not handle it. Everything he did was perfect. Sigh.
Third: I remembered last night, being in Reno with my dad, his best friend and my little brother. My dad and his friend were on a bender of sorts, and we got stuck with some sharpshooting babysitter. I remember trying to scam her into watching TV next door so I could watch the hotel's free porn channel. I think I was seven.
