11:48 a.m. - 2003-09-10
just how far are you willing to go?
I loooove being in a position of professional power, but let's just say I'm not wielding said power in the most constructive manner.
Item: I interviewed a designer yesterday who was interested in doing some work for the newspaper. I prepared a list of questions, looked at his clips, yadda yadda...but I already knew I was going to be hiring him. Why?
Because. He. Is. The. Cutest. Fucking. Lad. In. The. Journalism. Department.
Mmmmmmm. Naturally, he was more qualified than most/any of the other applicants. But being scorchingly hot always gives one a leg up.
He's probably not gay - he probably just makes perpetual eye contact with everyone because he's confident. But DAMN. Kind of in a straight-laced, potentially-Mormon kind of way. But he's got the tall, lean, blue-eyed, big-teethed* thing going on.
Anyway, even if he was...my hiring methodology leaves something to be desired (ethics?) anyway, so it would no doubt be. Very. Unprofessional.
Another plus side? It will make my crush terrifically jealous. Mwhahahaahaha. Okay, time to go hit the dope and watch some soaps. I wonder how long I can ride this two hours of sleep wave? I have the feeling I may be about to find out.
*Big teeth not meaning buck teeth...I mean slightly longer front teeth. If you reflect carefully, you will realize some people have slightly longer/wider teeth than others. And I find it incredibly hot. Don't ask me why. Because I don't know.
